He's a pack rat.
He's a hoarder.
Sorry folks...he's just an outright mess sometimes. And it's difficult to keep up with him!
Before you accuse me of being a cruel and over-reactive Mommy, alas let me show you some of the mounting evidence:
|A piece of American cheese we found stuck to our mirror.|
|Doesn't everything on the vanity actually belong in the sink?|
|Charlie's nest in Marco Island|
|Yummy...strawberry yogurt mixed with buttered corn.|
|Claiming his territory in our dining room|
|Happiness in a pile.|
Until then, may God bless this mess!